Text | Ch.1 | BleachSummary - What if the Bleach characters all had phones? What kind of messages would they send to each other? No pairings but some ship tease!
Genres - Humor/Parody/Drama
Warnings - Crack. Lots of crack
Rukia: So this is a mobile telephone device?
Ichigo: Yeah. We just call them cell phones.
Rukia: That was quick! They're certainly more effective than Hell Butterflies!
Ichigo: Uh, yeh, sure. Glad u like it.
Rukia: That's appalling spelling, Michigan.
Rukia: It's some stupid thing called auto correct. The closest word it has to your name is Michigan.
Ichigo: Seriously?! U no u can disable auto correct, right?
Rukia: What is up with your spelling?!
Ichigo: It's called text talk.
Rukia: I find it difficult to believe that anyone would ever use such a ridiculous choice of language.
Ichigo: Welcome to the real world, Rupiah.